Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Paging sanity

Dear Jet Blue,

Your customer service department is run by monkeys. And not the smart ones, either. If you expect me to believe that my flight to New Orleans tomorrow morning is 'on time' and that I can just waltz off the plane into a city whose residents are being discouraged from returning BECAUSE THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY, then you are smoking the crack rock. And as the immortal Whitney Houston told us, "Crack is whack."

Get a clue. Preferably before tomorrow morning because I'm not dragging my ass down to the airport just so you can tell me my flight isn't happening.

Disappointedly yours,
Shiksa Traveler